nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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