Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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