I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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