North Korea, Best Korea!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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