yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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