Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The ass gains better be worth it
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