this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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