I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
