haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just gargled with NyQuil
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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