Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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