this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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