OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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