if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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