New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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