Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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