You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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