our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I have tasted many bathrooms
is it fun? or sober?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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