its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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