you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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