Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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