I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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