Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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