did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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