Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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