guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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