You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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