You surviving the open bar?
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Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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