I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Someone came in the potted fern
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT