she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.