Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i now understand why vodka
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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