i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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