A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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