what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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