I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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