Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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