im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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