Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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