There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He shit in the fireplace
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