she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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