Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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