Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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