I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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