just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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