With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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