yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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