I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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