Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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