Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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