So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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