she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't deserve a penis
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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