He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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