You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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