There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
