after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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