i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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