Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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